Big Brother Till Death Do Us Part.....Feed Recap 02/16/08

7:30PM BBT:
Sharon and Josh have a whisper session about the reaction from the next Eviction. They think it will be fun seeing the look on Parker and Jen” face as they walk out the door. They think it’ll be intense but after the PoV ceremony they should hint at a Parker and Jen eviction so Amanda won’t over react and Sharon says that Amanda is crazy so everyone one is afraid to be a target. Josh hopes that Chelsia and James win the HoH next week so that he doesn’t have to get his hands dirty. In walks James, he asked what they were talking about and Sharon is honest and says, “You!” Later, Sharon brings up the possibility that the vote could be a tie but Josh disagrees. Chelsia and Natalie enter the room and conversations stops.Natalie explains to them that she approached Allison. Earlier she went and tried to smooth things over with her and told her that she likes her as a person. But Natalie thinks everything is better now.

7:45PM BBT:
Every group is discussing Amanda and Alex. Chelsia is talking about Amanda being nice to her last night and the conversation she had about Alex “touching her.” They compare notes and realize she has also told Sharon.So where are Alex and Amanda? Look at that - they're out in the hammock together! She is apologizing to Alex for throwing the competition yesterday. She just felt that they would be bigger targets if they had won. They wonder how long there will be couples and if it will last till final four. Amanda brings up the Parker and Alex being so green about her spending time with him. Alex again brings up her skimpy clothes and that it drives him crazy that she dresses like that. Alex: “I just don't understand why, if you're such a goodie-goodie girl, why you walk around in the clothes you do?” She tells Alex Parker is making her mad with his attitude but because Allison hates her she needs to keep Parker and Jen in the house and they have the votes to get Allison and Ryan out. Alex: “So you still want to go home?” Amanda basically says, “No.” Amanda: “When Allison leaves this house will be so much better.”

8:05PM BBT:
Alex remembers his coffee and they go inside.

8:51 pm BBT:
Allison in living room with Adam. Allison: I can’t stand Jen! Sheila just joined them. They are bashing Jen and "can't believe Ryan puts up with it." Sheila is now complementing Adam. Sheila: "It is disgusting!" Adam: "She (Jen) will cheat on him (Ryan) soon!" Talking about drunken booty calls and phone calls at 3 am only for one thing. Adam: Whether I answer it or not, it is still good to get them. Sheila: Drunk calls not a good thing!

8:56 pm BBT:
Adam now lying on couch in living room. Sheila and Allison have now left.

8:57 BBT:
Matt has now joined Adam on the couch. Matt: My mom watches Showtime every night before she goes to bed. Adam: Really? Matt: Guarantee it! In red room, Parker is center of attention and asks Natalie "Can you please yourself with this? (Lava lamp)" Natalie: No. some of us have not had it for a while. (Yeah right) Natalie is going to the hot tub now! She announces to house that they are on Showtime! Natalie: Can we cuss on Showtime? Hell ya... from the group! Jen goes to get an orange. The boys turn it into raunchy things with an orange!

9:05 pm BBT:
Matt: This sucks. This is fucking jail right now. Conversation turns to jail and prison bitches. James is called to the DR. Parker, Chelsia, Alex and Matt are trying to come up with something to do. Chelsia (jokingly) says Matt and Alex are real brothers. They all laugh. Conversation turns to jacking off and not having the desire to do it. Parker asks Chelsia and Jen if they masturbate. Chelsia and Jen both say no. 9:11 pm BBT: Matt just informed everyone that he shaved his balls in the shower today. Parker said that he trims his up too because "no one likes a bush any more."

9:15 pm BBT:
Sheila is now griping to girls in kitchen about James making fat comments about Chelsia. Allison doing dishes and Sheila is telling her that "people need to stop judging other people." Natalie and Ryan are at hot tub talking game play. Ryan is trying to talk to Natalie about using the POV. Natalie is doing all the talking and Ryan keeps saying "Yeah" and "I don’t know."

9:25 pm BBT:
Houseguests get beer!

9:33 pm BBT:
Allison and Sheila on the chair in the bathroom and talking about Natalie. Sheila and Allison agree that Natalie is a dumbass. Allison thinks Amanda is stupid. Shelia thinks all the girls are stupid, except Sharon. Shelia says if Allison leaves she is screwed because she doesn't have anyone else in here. Allison says are they going to keep things the same. Sheila says that she doesn't trust anyone in this house, she doesn't know. Allison thinks Mat would tell her if they were going to change things. Shelia says she has to play with these people, not trust them. Allison thinks that she has Matt and Natalie’s votes. Shelia says she doesn't think she will have the votes and if Allison does get voted out she will get in peoples faces and stand her ground. Allison says if she didn't have Sheila she would have gone home already. Shelia agrees. She said that is why we had to make up that stupid lie that we are lesbians so, let’s just play it out and see what happens. Shelia says she feels like she is in high school again that the way she gets treated is just like the girls in high school treated her. She says Amanda and Jen treat her that way. Allison says the cruelest these morons can be right now is to put you (Shelia) up against me and rip us apart. Shelia says that they are not going to break us up. She then tells Allison she is the strongest woman in the house and that she told herself that she would befriend the strongest woman in the house and it was Allison. Allison says she has to trust Matt until he shows her different, and maybe Joshua. Shelia says that Joshua is above the rest of them and Neil was the best thing ever. Allison says that Amanda has no clue how to treat people. Sheila says with all the tragedies that Amanda has gone through she would be humble and she’s not. Amanda told her today that all little girls need their daddy. Sheila said her father was in prison for robbing a bank and she never saw her father... she then tells Allison that it was her father and two other guys and he got caught and went to prison until she was in her teens. The town he robbed the bank in was the town they grew up in and the town her own mother grew up in and that is why she is writing a book about it. She says that her father fled after the robbery and it was a year later that he got caught. They found some fingerprints. After that her mother put Sheila and her brother in an orphanage. Allison asks why and Shelia says because she was scared and didn't know what to do. They get interrupted by the others in the kitchen... Sheila just told Allison that she doesn't think the guy who robbed the bank is her father.

9:50 pm BBT:
Sheila continues her story. Her brother and her were separated in a roman catholic orphanage and that a year later her mother had another daughter and put that child in the orphanage and that is why she is so close to her sister. She said she never has forgiven her mother for it because her grandparents were there. Why didn't she give the kids to her parents or her brother or sisters? She also says that if she has to eat slop it will screw with her in the head, because that is the kind of stuff she had to eat in the orphanage. Allison is now confession how she stole to eat and that she doesn't understand how parents can give up on their own children. Sheila says she has never got over being in the orphanage and that is why she has problems with men, she blames her mother and father. Allison is in such shock, she cannot believe it. Sheila said that is why she thinks these kids are so selfish, they have no idea what people have gone through. That is why she is so protective of children, she saw children go through some horrible things. Her mother never would sign the papers for them to be adopted. Sheila says she truly loves her mother, and would never abandon her. She said she may not be the ideal parent but, the one thing she did do is bring me into this world and I thank her for having my sister, I love my sister. She says she tells her sister everything and she has never judged her. Her sister came to the penthouse mansion and her sister knew that even though Sheila had all this fame and money that Sheila wasn't happy. That Sheila was needing love. That men wouldn't look at Sheila, they looked at the person who posed nude.

10:00 pm BBT:
Sheila is now telling Allison about how she got discovered and how she met LG, the love of her life. She was at the point where a famous photographer told her she wouldn't make it and sent her photos to Heffner and penthouse. She says that getting the penthouse thing and leaving is what split them up. He got married and had kids, and lived a good life and then died of Lou Gehrigs. But that was the one guy that she truly loved, she says the book she is writing is about going from the orphanage girl to Las Vegas to New York and how she came out of it. She said she went to Chicago when she 18 and that she told the guy you have to do something to help. She said a week later that penthouse called her and asked her to go to New York to pose for Bob Guchioni. She said they picked her up in a limo and took her to the mansion. She said she looked like Lindsay Lohan with short hair and naive and she was like ok, let’s do this. She is going on to describe the mansion and stuff and she was in culture shock. Sheila says she lived there for weeks and still had not been photographed. She would walk around New York and met a lot of people. She met some guy who asked her to go to England, she said this guy sent an airplane ticket to the mansion, he took her to the opera, shopping... FOTH.

10:12 pm BBT:
Parker just dry humped Amanda and she fell down laughing about it.

10:22 pm BBT:
Natalie is using Joshua as a pole, wrapping her legs around him and sliding up and down. She then pulled her shirt up and said I don't have a pole but I would do this… she proceeds to put one of the stair poles between her boobs. You can hear Jen in the background laughing. Parker is watching and shaking his head. Alex has brought a pole out from the weight room and Natalie is doing a pole dance while Alex holds it up. Alex is getting a free shot as Natalie goes down the pole upside down with her legs spread. Now she is saying what songs she used to dance to. (Basically any song that started slow then got faster.) Natalie says that stripping is a great workout. She said she only had the fake boobs the last 3 months she was in Vegas. Everyone clapped for her, they just said that was probably the best Showtime show ever.

10:32 pm BBT:
Matt is says that he has slept with around 200 people. Natalie said that’s disgusting. Someone else said, I can count on one hand how many people I have slept with. Matt said so can I but, then I have to multiply it with a big number.

10:42 pm BBT:
They are talking about comedians that they like. Alex likes Lisa Lampanelli and someone else likes Lewis Black. Talking about movies now; Wedding Crashers, Heartbreak Kid, Superbad. Now they discuss how during sequester they could request movies and games. Matt he kept them and never gave them back. Alex and Natalie are so mad at Matt for not giving the movies back. (Matt is an ass.) Jen says that she has seen every episode of every season of big brother.

10:50 pm BBT:
Natalie talking about smoking weed and having a buzz after just one puff whereas you have to have a lot of beer before you get a buzz. Natalie talks about getting away with a lot of things because the country is so big and someone isn't going to go up on a hill and question you about what you are doing. Natalie tells everyone that the best home grown weed is from Oregon. You can ski in the winter. You have the desert. Drive car on beach. She should be a tour guide for Oregon. They have no natural disasters. No earthquakes. No nothing. She loves Oregon.

10:45 pm BBT:
Chelsia, Allison and Sheila are talking in the bathroom talking about how bad James smells. Then Sheila says the BB has to do something to shake the damn house up. They say BB puts the same types of people in the house every year and Sheila is the amber of the season because she cries so much. Allison said she just doesn't want to talk about what the others talk about, its just not important shit. Chelsia says she doesn’t want to talk about her personal life on national TV. Adam and James are playing pool. Adam says that he can’t wait to see Parker’s face when Julie tells him 3 to 1, you’re voted out. James asks, “They think they are staying, right?” Adam says yes. James says, “Good!” It needs to stay that way. They are saying that it would be dumb to keep Parker.

11:00 pm BBT:
Natalie says, camping is the shit. You need to think outside the box. Most of these people have never camped. That’s fuckin' sad. Now talking about school mascots. Natalie was a Trojan. Parker talks about when it rains that it fucks up his day. (Being paparazzi and all) Natalie says that her mother has sacrificed her life for her. Parker says that everyone should move out to LA. Its a great city. Parker tells Joshua that he should move to LA. Natalie wants to go in the hot tub. Parker says that he would be having sex if they weren't on TV. Parker never wants to have sex on TV. They would never show it on the show. But, people would see it on the live feeds. Parker doesn't want to go into the hot tub. Jen doesn't want to smell like chemicals. Parker is telling Amanda something about having sex or a blowjob, kissing, something. Natalie then says that whatever happens under the cover stays under the covers (like that Vegas saying) Parker just raised his eye brows to Amanda. (What is he thinking about? What does he want to do with Amanda?) Natalie, Amanda, and Jen are getting their bathing suits on. Parker says again that he is not having sex on national television. Jen is smiling about talking about sex. Parker is smiling too because he caught Jen and Ryan having sex in the bathroom. Amanda is dying to know where. Natalie had no idea either. Natalie is wearing another thong bathing suit. Nice ass Natalie. Matt is lying on the bed with his shades on.

11:24 pm BBT:
Matt talking about having sex with Natalie the other night. She doesn't want to talk about it or anything.

11:25 pm BBT:
Joshua talking about how easy it would be to give hand jobs under the bubbles of the hot tub. Natalie suggests that everyone get butt naked and make it a really crazy party. Joshua has the side afro. Natalie has one too. Alex and Parker are outside watching. Matt is coming in. Amanda is telling Alex and Parker to come in. Natalie tells Chelsia to get in but she says no. Chelsia is showing off her ass to everyone. Chelsia wants to get in but she has no underwear. Chelsia just took off her pants and hopped in. Natalie has no bottom on. They are all getting naked in the hot tub. It makes for good TV. Chelsia and Jen got Natalie’s off of her. Natalie is completely naked in the hot tub. Amanda got out. Chelsia was just rubbing Natalie’s boobs. Bubbles are disappearing and it’s not fair to Natalie (bull, we want to see her naked) Natalie trying to cover herself up. Chelsia tells Natalie I can see your nipples. Alex and Parker are missing out. Where’s Adam? Matt never got in. Joshua asks to touch Natalie’s breasts. James blew off her bubbles from her boobs. Natalie wants matt to come in. James was a gay stripper. Natalie attempts to cover herself up.

11:44 pm BBT:
Natalie’s boobs don't look big at all. That’s weird because with clothes on, she looks big. Chelsia just got out. Natalie almost single handedly put her top back on. But Chelsia helped her. Natalie now has her bathing suit back on.

11:51pm BBT:
Natalie says that Showtime is happy with us because they got to see some crazy ass people get crazy in the hot tub. Natalie got naked. And so did Chelsia. James is thinking about getting naked. James just got butt naked. I should have recorded that. Joshua got so happy to see something exciting.

11:55 pm BBT:
James outside of hot tub and at first tries to get Amanda to take her top off but, she refuses. James strips off of his boxers and shakes back & forth with his penis shaking back & forth (ewww) but everyone gives him a rounding applause.

1:54amBBT:
Chelsia & James talking in the bed about family. They try to patch up a fight they had today. In BR Amanda, Parker, Jen, Ryan hang out. Amanda is wearing only a towel. Joshua heads to bed.

2:00 am BBT:
In sauna room Amanda fools kissing Parker. In another bedroom Sharon & Allison talk about someone kissing on the lips. In LR Allison talks with Matt. Amanda & Parker hear the laughter and go to see who it is and sees Allison/Matt. Allison heads back to bed. In sauna room Matt tells Amanda/Parker that Allison going home. Allison comes in and puts herself all over Matt. Matt goes to kiss Allison and she pulls away. Amanda tells Parker to play with her hair. (Obviously Amanda/Parker/Matt can’t strategize with Allison there!)

2:10 am BBT:
Allison heads to bed. Matt talks trash about Allison. Matt tells Parker/Amanda that Alex told him Natalie looks weird.

2:13 am BBT:
Natalie interrupts saying she thought there was an earthquake and wanted to check it out "but I guess it was just the camera." Natalie only wearing towel.

2:17 am BBT:
Matt tells Amanda/Parker he wants to sleep with Allison before she leaves and every girl the night before they leave so that he will be on All-stars. Natalie returns. Parker says he’s tired of tiptoeing around Alex. Amanda files Parker’s nails. Matt says we need Alex with Chelsia so she’s happy and doesn’t fuck up our game. Matt says the final 6 has to be "myself, Natalie, Amanda, Parker, Alex, and Jen!"

2:23 am BBT:
Parker/Amanda/Matt tell Natalie to go up to HOH and strip tease on Alex's bed waking him up but make sure to make him want more. Natalie hurries away. Alex opens the HOH door for Natalie. He is lying in bed with her. Natalie tells Alex "Matt & Allison were talking." Natalie tells Alex she like him and that their partners not talking a lot to them. Alex tells Natalie he'll talk to Matt. Alex tells Natalie to not use POV. As us 6 have biggest targets on our back. Alex says we have Josh/Sharon & James/Chelsia to have Allison/Ryan go home. And if we have HOH next week put up Shelia/Adam & James/Chelsia." Alex says it will be obvious if someone goes against us. Natalie says he worries Parker/Jen may go. Natalie tells Alex she hopes everyone is telling her truth and that Allison leaves. Amanda enters says "o sorry" and runs downstairs. Alex runs after her into sauna room. Alex & Amanda yell as Jen/Ryan laugh from BR. Alex tells Amanda we weren’t fooling around. Alex, "fuckin’ retard, yeah I would go to fuck Natalie because I couldn’t get any all day." Alex comes down and jokes with Amanda they’re going to make me look bad on TV. Natalie strips to her thong. Matt, “you two were up there in thongs?" Alex, "I’m tired of this shit I’m going to bed." Natalie tells them that Alex said its up to Her/Matt what to do with POV.

2:40 am BBT:
Ryan & Jen make out in BR. Amanda & Natalie leave. Natalie tells Ryan/Jen what happed upstairs. Matt fools with Amanda "go upstairs 2 your hubby." In sauna Amanda tells Matt to use POV. Amanda tells Jen/Ryan that Matt/Parker set up the Amanda running up and getting Alex mad angle.

2:44 am BBT:
Amanda & Natalie head to their respective beds. Ryan/Jen head to bed as Parker/Ryan continue to talk in Sauna room. Alex yells at Amanda some more. Alex says "you fucking idiot I think she’s a transvestite!" Amanda, "Why are you being rude? I’m going to go downstairs if you yell at me." Alex "I know, I know, you slam the fucking door and said I’m sorry.” Why would I be with fucking Natalie she fucking gross! Whatever… I guess I deserve it because you thought you were with Parker!" Matt & Parker talk about Alex running down & POV. Parker tells him to use it. Matt promises Parker you are staying. Parker tells Matt they are lying to you they want you to think one way and do the other. Amanda heads down for "milk" Amanda tells Parker/Matt how Alex is mad. Amanda tells them what Alex called her. Matt heads to bed and passes Adam on the way as he goes to use bathroom. Parker smiles at camera while Amanda’s gone. Amanda returns gets the milk and tells Parker I have to go I’m being mean to Alex.